51 Things You Wish You Could Ask Him Without Sounding Crazy

Hi everyone! This whole not having internet at home thing is kind of sucking right now. As in, I don't really get around to throwing up a blog post whenever I feel like it. But please know that I'm working on it.


So today's post is inspired by this link on facebook that I saw the other day, and it made me laugh like none other.


Disclaimer: The list that will soon follow was not  written by me, I'm using the ole copy/paste method because I think girls everywhere will be able to relate to this. Because it's funny, because we girls need to know that we're not alone in our crazy thinking. To read the original article, check it out here. So here we go.

51 Things You Wish You Could Ask Him Without Sounding Crazy

1. Why did you like that girl’s Instagram picture?

2. Do you think she’s prettier than I am?

3. No, but really?

4. Is the stuff you watch in porn actually something you’d want?

5. If you did watch porn–but you don’t, right?

6. You’ve never gotten a lap dance, have you?

7. Do you remember what I was wearing the first time we made out?

8. When you go out with the guys, can you just, like, not make eye contact with any females?

9. Actually, can you just not leave the house, ever?

10. You don’t still think about your ex, do you?

11. What do you think you’ll do at your bachelor party?

12. Please delete every girl you’ve ever hooked up with, kissed, or shared a conversation with on social media.

13. Actually, can you just delete all of the girls? It’ll be easier.

14. How come I’m not in your profile picture?

15. Did you ever hook up with that girl you just said hi to?

16. Why the fuck did that girl just hug you? Do you like her or something?

17. You didn’t text me back right away because…?

18. If we had a threesome, you wouldn’t leave me for the other girl, would you?

19. Can you tell me I look pretty and that you’ll stay with me forever every hour on the hour?

20. Are your boners always for me or…?

21. Would you love me more if I had bigger boobs?

22. Your ex had bigger boobs. Is that, like, something you miss?

23. No, you like my personality right? She had a shitty personality, didn’t she?

24. What did that tweet mean? #Seriously

25. You realize I can see the Instagram pictures you like, right?

26. When are you thinking about getting married?

27. More specifically, when are you thinking about marrying me?

28. If I got pregnant, you’d help me raise the baby, right? 

29. What would we name it?

30. Do you think my hair looks sexy pushed back?

31. Between Kate Upton and me, you’d pick me–right?

32. Can we just live together and cuddle but, like, only have sex when I want it, and also have you not cheat on me?

33. Are you mad at me?

34. Like, at all?

35. Do you still talk to girls you hooked up with?

36. Yeah, you need to stop that. Like, now.

37. I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS.

38. I SHOULD BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND.

39. EVER.

40. Why didn’t you get me a present for our three month anniversary?

41. Do you not love me?

42. If we were in “The Notebook,” would you be Noah or Lon? GO!

43. Why do you have a passcode on your phone?

44. No, I get it but, like, are you hiding something?

45. You got a text. Who’s it from?

46. Does you mom like me?

47. Did you mom like your ex more? Like, at all?

48. Who’s in your group project? Are there any girls in it? Are they pretty?

49. Why are you still friends with your ex on Facebook?

50. Who’s fucking hair is this?

51. You don’t think I’m crazy, do you?

Motley Crue

Happy Summer! If you're new around here and don't know I'm from Wisconsin, well, now you do! Hah. Okay anyway. In Wisconsin we have this sort of big deal called Summerfest that happens every year around the end of June and beginning of July. There are big headliners that perform at the big main stage at the park that you have to pay for, but then there are a million other free stages that not-so-famous people perform at.

Last year Imagine Dragons was at one of the free stages (surprisingly) and it was the most crowded concert I have ever seen there. It was nuts, and we ended up leaving because it was crazy. 

But this year, if you guys don't know, is Motley Crue's final tour, and one of their stops was at Summerfest. And for my birthday, like the most wonderful boyfriend that he is, Dan bought me tickets. So instead of seeing fireworks and a parade on the 4th of July, we saw a Motley Crue concert. And it was pretty kick ass. 

Alice Cooper opened for them, and he put on a pretty good show. I'm not big into Alice Cooper, and I was impressed so that's saying something. 

Now let me explain something about Motley Crue. When my dad was younger, Nikki Sixx inspired him to pick up the bass guitar. Ever since then, my dad has been in several different bands with the hopes of becoming famous. But alas his dreams were crushed when my parents found out they were pregnant with, guess who, me! 

So while I was growing up, Motley Crue was a huge staple in the house. I learned to love them from an early age on. And being able to see them in concert was probably the best thing ever. Besides this adorable guy next to me:

When they came out onstage.. I fangirled. There's no other way to describe it. I started jumping up and down and I was getting weird looks from just about everyone but hey, that was perfectly fine with me! We were the third section back, so sort of far away but even still, to have Nikki that close to me was overwhelming. 

There he was, my father's idol and inspiration, playing on a stage that wasn't too far away from us. It was sooo amazing. 

They played all of their old greatest hits, and I was in heaven. But the absolute best part came at the very end. You guys know the song "Home Sweet Home" by them right? No? Go look it up. We have this DVD at home of music videos of their greatest hits, and for HSH it's a live concert version of the song. The lights go down, the crowd waves their lighters in the air, and it's awesome. 

They finished up, not having done HSH and I was about to be a little sad. But then they all came running from a side of the stage onto this platform thing even closer to me than the stage was, and Tommy started on the piano, playing the opening for the song. 

Keep in mind, ever since I was little I've wanted to be a part of the crowd that waves their lighters to the song. And while I didn't have a lighter, I did have the flashlight on my cell phone. Guys, I cried. I was so happy that I cried. 

As Of Today...

I have loved you for 1,662 days.

That's equals out to 4 years, 6 months, and 19 days.

You've been on my mind for 39,864 hours,

Which means you haven't left my heart for 2,391,840 minutes,

Meaning that 143,510,400 seconds later, I'm still thinking of you and loving you with everything I have.

If I live to be 100, I will have loved you for 30,749 days

That's 84 years, 2 months, and 6 days.

If I live to be 100, you will have been on my mind for 737,976 hours,

And in my heart for 44,278,560 minutes.

Meaning that for 2,656,713,600 seconds, I wouldn't have been able to stop thinking about you and loving you with all of my heart and soul.